With apologies to Inho Kim:
Caffeine is my shepherd, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake quickly:
It leadeth me beyond the need for sleep.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me to sufficient consciousness
for foolish morning meetings.
Yea, though I walk in the valley of late night talk shows,
I shall fear no sunrise:
The Bean art with me, the Cream and the Sugar
they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence
of the Perfect Roast:
Thou anoints my day with pep, and banishes decaf forever.
Surely I shall toss, turn and lie sleepless
all the days of my life
but I shall be alert in the House of the Bean
In the name of Bean, the Cream and the Perfect Roast.